More ta-ta talk

This week Austin had his 6 year wellness appt and as the Dr. is asking him about how life it, school, how he feels, etc and he suddenly blurted out with a smirk, "I like touching my moms boobies."  What on earth?  I was horrified.  Dr. Edy looked at me and his face was all contorted.  I shrieked to Austin, "what on earth are you talking about?"  He replied "remember that time I poked your boobie?"  The Dr. went on to tell Austin that they're called breasts and we don't touch anyones.  As if wierdo mom here was letting her son touch her ta-tas.  How embarrassing!!!  I looked at Austin and he smiled with content that he'd done his job to say something for total shock value. It worked.  Little turd.  No lollipop for him after that appt!